The Meter Maid.

The Connie: I got so mad today!

Son-in-Law: What happened?

The Connie: I saw a parking ticket person. And she was talking to a man on a stoop. And his car was park on the wrong side, but he was talking to the parking person. So I went and told her I got a ticket.  She said it wasn’t her and asked me where my car was so I show her.

Daughter: Um, mom.  Do me a favor, don’t talk to meter maids.  And if you do, don’t tell them which car is yours.  They will likely get pissed off and find any excuse to ticket you now.

The Connie: But Sammy! She was talking to the man and he didn’t get a ticket.  And she left, and then the brushy car cleaning thingy came and did sweeps and went around the car and he got no ticket!

Son-in-Law: Just don’t talk to meter maids anymore. Please.