The Best Man.

The Connie: What was your best man name? He’s kinda cool.

Son-in-Law: Varun.

The Connie: Is he Italian too?

Daughter: His name is Varun.

The Connie: I know dude.  But is he Italian?

Son-in-Law: He’s Punjabi.

The Connie: Is that in the North or South of Italy.

Son-in-Law: Really far South. Like, in India.