The Movie About the Goose.
Daughter: When I close the doors to the office it means I’m going to be on a conference call. So please do not interrupt.
The Connie: OK.
[4 minutes later]
The Connie: (peering through the pocket doors like The Shining) Sammy. Sammy. Sammy. Sammy!
Daughter: (pointing to the phone in her hand and whispering) I’m on a call. Is everything ok?
The Connie: Have you seen the movie with the goose that learns how to fly? It’s kinda cool.