The Army Wives.

The Connie: You know, army wives switch husbands.

Daughter: Please don’t say things like that. It’s offensive to army wives. Some of my friends are army wives.

The Connie: But it’s true Sammy! I saw it on TV. It happens all the time!

Daughter: Are you sure you didn’t see one sensationalized story? About one case where that happened?

The Connie: Dude, it was on the news. It happens all the time!

Daughter:  Are you sure it wasn’t that show on Lifetime called “Army Wives”?

The Connie: Oh, maybe.