The Leather Bounded People.
{on the subway one evening}
The Connie: What do you call those people. The ones with the leather bounded things..
Daughter: Please lower your voice.
The Connie: You know though. The leather bounded ones. And they put a ball in their mouth and hit each other. OH! Masso-kits.
Daughter: Please lower your voice mother.
The Connie: Oh! I know, it’s called “S and M” dude! So “M” is for masso-kits. What is the “S” for? It’s for “sex” probably.
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Yeah, dude! ! ! Love this.
Keep ’em coming!
This one is so mom.