The Paratroopers.

The Connie: When I was driving up here I saw a big accident on the freeway. And people are so stupid that they stop the cars and get out to look. So then the paratroopers couldn’t get through to help!

Daughter: The paratroopers?

The Connie: Yeah, the paratroopers.

Son-in-Law: Paramedics maybe?

The Connie: No, not the paramedics. The paratroopers, for the Turnpike.

Son-in-Law: State Troopers?

The Connie: Yes, the State Paratroopers.

Daughter: You know that paratroopers jump out of airplanes with parachutes.

The Connie: I’ve never seen that. These ones were just driving.

Son-in-Law: That’s because they were State Troopers, not paratroopers.

The Connie: Whatever dude.