The Hit and Run.

The Connie: Why do they call it a hit and run?

Daughter: Because you hit a person and then run off.

The Connie: The person runs off? But they just got hit.

Daughter: No, the driver runs off. Away from the scene of the crime.

The Connie: Dude. He’s in a car. Why doesn’t he just drive away?

Daughter: Well it’s not literal.

The Connie: Well, then they should call it a hit and drive.