[We put parental controls on certain TV stations]

The Connie: Sammy! The cable is broken!

Daughter: Why?

The Connie: It says I need a password to watch FoxNews.

Daughter: Well then I guess you can’t watch it.

The Connie: Dude! How do I get a news then? I don’t watch MSNBC!!

Daughter: There are plenty of other news channels to watch.

The Connie: But dude, that news is not correct.