The Serial Killers.

Daughter: Why do you watch ID Discovery all day?

The Connie: Because I need to know what they do, so I don’t get serial murdered.

Daughter: How will watching these shows help you with that?

The Connie: Because I know where they hide the bodies and how they do it now.

Daughter: So your ghost can come back and tell the cops where your body is?

The Connie: Whatever dude. I watch it, so I know if somebody is taking me to these places I know they are probably going to try to kill me. Like if they take me to a swamp or near a dumpster field.