Tagged: Culture

The Voting.

The Connie: Obama is a cheater. He did that whole ACORN thing. It was a big deal.

Daughter:Really? What about the 2000 election with the Bush recount?

The Connie: Bush didn’t cheat! I didn’t hear about that one. I only heard about Obama cheating.

Daughter: Really? Seriously? You don’t remember the Florida recount?

The Connie: No, the Bush thing must have not been big. The Obama cheating thing was like major.

Daughter: Are you SERIOUS!? Hanging chads? You don’t remember that?

The Connie: Who was Chad?

The Leather Bounded People.

{on the subway one evening}

The Connie: What do you call those people. The ones with the leather bounded things..

Daughter: Please lower your voice.

The Connie: You know though. The leather bounded ones. And they put a ball in their mouth and hit each other. OH! Masso-kits.

Daughter: Please lower your voice mother.

The Connie: Oh! I know, it’s called “S and M” dude! So “M” is for masso-kits.  What is the “S” for? It’s for “sex” probably.

The Best Man.

The Connie: What was your best man name? He’s kinda cool.

Son-in-Law: Varun.

The Connie: Is he Italian too?

Daughter: His name is Varun.

The Connie: I know dude.  But is he Italian?

Son-in-Law: He’s Punjabi.

The Connie: Is that in the North or South of Italy.

Son-in-Law: Really far South. Like, in India.