The Dancers.
The Connie: Sometimes it’s weird if you think about seeing these dancers of today back in time. Like, if they do the dancing of today in Edwardian times. They’ll be like, “It’s a witch craft dude!”
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The Superdog.
The Connie: Is Lois Lane still alive?
Daughter: Lois Lane isn’t real mom.
The Connie: Oh really? Well, I wanna be a Superwoman. And Hooligan will be my Superdog.
The Baby Actors.
The Connie: How do they choose the babies in movies? Like, how do they know they will be a good actor?
The Celtic Thunder.
[Yelling at a Celtic Thunder infomercial on TV]
The Connie: I hate them. They’re so fake. I prefer River Dance. It’s much more authentic.
The Movie About the Goose.
Daughter: When I close the doors to the office it means I’m going to be on a conference call. So please do not interrupt.
The Connie: OK.
[4 minutes later]
The Connie: (peering through the pocket doors like The Shining) Sammy. Sammy. Sammy. Sammy!
Daughter: (pointing to the phone in her hand and whispering) I’m on a call. Is everything ok?
The Connie: Have you seen the movie with the goose that learns how to fly? It’s kinda cool.