The Dancers.
The Connie: Sometimes it’s weird if you think about seeing these dancers of today back in time. Like, if they do the dancing of today in Edwardian times. They’ll be like, “It’s a witch craft dude!”
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The Superdog.
The Connie: Is Lois Lane still alive?
Daughter: Lois Lane isn’t real mom.
The Connie: Oh really? Well, I wanna be a Superwoman. And Hooligan will be my Superdog.
The Baby Actors.
The Connie: How do they choose the babies in movies? Like, how do they know they will be a good actor?
The Celtic Thunder.
[Yelling at a Celtic Thunder infomercial on TV]
The Connie: I hate them. They’re so fake. I prefer River Dance. It’s much more authentic.
The Lizards.
The Connie: Gingrich. Newt. What a weird name. I bet he got made fun of as a kid. I wonder what’s his sister name, his mother’s name. I bet it’s all like bugs names. Like a newt.
Son-in-Law: Or amphibians, maybe?
The Connie: Yeah dude, like a *Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon!*
Daughter: That’s a lizard.