The Connie: There was a building in Sammy’s school that had cadabras! And I thought, ew that’s gross dude! It’s so close to your class and there is cadabras!

Son-in-Law: Cadabras? What’s a cadabra?

The Connie: Cadabras! Like a cadabra for science.

Son-in-Law: Like abra-cadabra? Is it magical?

The Connie: No! Cadabra, like a mummy. Like a body…

Daughter: She means cadavers.

The Connie: Are you sure? I think it’s cadabras…