Tagged: Singing

The Monday Night Football.

[watching a hockey game, The Connie is singing the Monday Night Football theme song]

The Connie: Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh naaaa! Yes dude! I like hockey now. It’s kinda cool!

Daughter: What are you singing? Is that the Monday Night Football song?

The Connie: It’s the sports song. For sports.

Daughter: No, it’s the Monday Night Football song.

Son-in-Law: Yeah, I think you’re right. She’s singing the Monday Night Football song?.

The Connie: Well… it’s Monday night so it’s ok. I can use it for another sport if I like.

The Edge.

[trying to sing The Message by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five]

The Connie: *Don’t push me, over the edge. Because it’s gonna get on my head! Yo yo yo!*

Daughter: That’s not exactly the lyrics…

The Connie: It’s my lyrics for my song.

The Lizards.

The Connie: Gingrich. Newt. What a weird name. I bet he got made fun of as a kid. I wonder what’s his sister name, his mother’s name. I bet it’s all like bugs names. Like a newt.

Son-in-Law: Or amphibians, maybe?

The Connie: Yeah dude, like a *Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon!*

Daughter: That’s a lizard.