Tagged: Sport

The Monday Night Football.

[watching a hockey game, The Connie is singing the Monday Night Football theme song]

The Connie: Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh naaaa! Yes dude! I like hockey now. It’s kinda cool!

Daughter: What are you singing? Is that the Monday Night Football song?

The Connie: It’s the sports song. For sports.

Daughter: No, it’s the Monday Night Football song.

Son-in-Law: Yeah, I think you’re right. She’s singing the Monday Night Football song?.

The Connie: Well… it’s Monday night so it’s ok. I can use it for another sport if I like.

The Terrible (Dirty) Towel.

The Connie: Why do they do the “Dirty Towel”?

Daughter: You mean the “Terrible Towel”?

The Connie: The “Terrible Dirty Towel.”

Daughter: Just “Terrible Towel”, it’s not dirty.

The Connie: Well, a dirty towel is terrible if you ask me.

The Hat Trick.

The Connie: Why are they throwing their hats? It’s like, they have no respect for anything.

Daughter: They got a “hat trick” and were celebrating.

The Connie: So what, they get a “drink trick” next and throw their drinks after?

Daughter: No, in hockey a “hat trick” is when a player gets three goals in a game. So then, to celebrate, the fans throw in a hat. Get it? Hat. Hat trick.

The Connie: No Way Jose! That’s expensive. I won’t throw my hat!

Daughter: You know, in Detroit, they throw an octopus on the ice.

The Connie: Where do they put it? In the ice box? So you have to bring an octopus in case? This game is weird, dude.

The Zumba.

The Connie: I went to a Zumba class. And they told me I had to pop a booty. But I can’t do it cause I have no booty! Like, dude, I’m Asian!

The Organ.

[watching a hockey game]

The Connie: It always sound like an organ playing music in the sports games.

Son-in-Law: Well, that is an organ playing.

The Connie: A real one? No way Jose!